asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

milliondollarnigga:

"my fingers…""Are BALLS…"

milliondollarnigga:

"my fingers…"
"Are BALLS…"

Be the person Uncle Iroh knows you can be

dogs99999:

My best friend is a middle school teacher and she just told us that she farts on students that she doesn’t like. She like pretends to circle around the class while they do classwork and just stops at certain students and farts in their personal space. It was recommended to her by a fellow teacher. Just want you guys to be careful out there.. Whether you’re in high school or college just…. Just be careful. Especially in the public school system

snowmiserr:

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. 
and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” 
he said you too and floated on.  

lolcamhs:

feelings:
depressed 

what am i feeling?
if you feel like crap
dealing with depression
 let go of your past.
what is depression?/
depression & cutting
things to do instead of cutting
the cure to sadness! (in under 3 minutes)
things to do when you’re sad 
feel good 101: depression

suicidal

everything
hotlines
FAQ's about suicide
reasons to live
statistics about suicide
suicidal feelings
feeling suicidal?
know someone who’s suicidal?
warning signs
websites you can call

anxious

how to calm yourself down during an anxiety attack
helpful tips
create a mind palace
6 breathing exercises
3 more breathing exercises 

self help

everything
20 self help ideas
for when you’re sad
for when you’re anxious
for when you’re angry
looking for a sign not to kill yourself?
tumblr support

self harm

alternatives 1 2 
think twice before you self harm
vent your thoughts
virtual self harm (trigger warning)

LGBT

gay center
glaad
no h8 
the trevor project

cute ass links

feeling disgruntled?
emergency compliment
make everything okay
vent to strangers
free online therapy
cute animal videos
i don’t even know what to call this
funny posts
A WHOLE LOT OF MOVIES TO WATCH

help other people

win rice for people
click to give free necessities to
autism
breast cancer
hunger
animals

games

stickman
silkweave
250+
do some painting
super mario bros
virtual piano
other music thingy
colour game

the quiet place project

receive instant love
90 seconds relaxation exercise
vent to strangers
know that it will be okay
find some quiet
get rid of unwanted thoughts

lolcamhs:

feelings:

depressed 

what am i feeling?

if you feel like crap

dealing with depression

 let go of your past.

what is depression?/

depression & cutting

things to do instead of cutting

the cure to sadness! (in under 3 minutes)

things to do when you’re sad 

feel good 101: depression

suicidal

everything

hotlines

FAQ's about suicide

reasons to live

statistics about suicide

suicidal feelings

feeling suicidal?

know someone who’s suicidal?

warning signs

websites you can call

anxious

how to calm yourself down during an anxiety attack

helpful tips

create a mind palace

6 breathing exercises

3 more breathing exercises 

self help

everything

20 self help ideas

for when you’re sad

for when you’re anxious

for when you’re angry

looking for a sign not to kill yourself?

tumblr support

self harm

alternatives 1 2 

think twice before you self harm

vent your thoughts

virtual self harm (trigger warning)

LGBT

gay center

glaad

no h8 

the trevor project

cute ass links

feeling disgruntled?

emergency compliment

make everything okay

vent to strangers

free online therapy

cute animal videos

i don’t even know what to call this

funny posts

A WHOLE LOT OF MOVIES TO WATCH

help other people

win rice for people

click to give free necessities to

games

stickman

silkweave

250+

do some painting

super mario bros

virtual piano

other music thingy

colour game

the quiet place project

receive instant love

90 seconds relaxation exercise

vent to strangers

know that it will be okay

find some quiet

get rid of unwanted thoughts

tropidurus:

mnrva:

reblog this post with the oldest meme you can think of

image

saulpunk:

started from the bottom now we somewhere a tiny bit above bottom

saulpunk:

started from the bottom now we somewhere a tiny bit above bottom

disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

rowedelsin:

The whole idea that women can’t play video games is so stupid because seriously what is it about using a controller to move a character around that is so hard that a woman cannot do it please explain this entire concept to me

aobadatsgay:

I AM FUCKING DEAD. SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE DOWNLOADING THE SIMS 2 THING THAT’S BEEN GOING AROUND SO I CONTACTED THEIR LIVE CHAT SUPPORT FOR HELP. WELL THE PERSON WANTED MY INFO AND FOR ME TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION I SET UP SO THEY COULD PUT THE GAME IN MY COLLECTION.
THE QUESTION WAS “What was your dream job as a kid?”
GUESS WHO HAD TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TO A LIVE PERSON WITH “Doing your mom.”. SPOILET ALERT IT WAS FUCKING ME.