awwww-cute:

My cat guarding her first and only baby

awwww-cute:

My cat guarding her first and only baby

"they did it on mythbusters"
- someone who’s about to win an argument (via literatechick)

internetmessiah:

Why is pizza a circle but the box a square and the slices triangles and my soul a bottomless pit of pain and despair?


Artwork of Stefan Sagmeister.

Artwork of Stefan Sagmeister.

fun fact my best friend in the entire world moved 2000 kilometres away to melbourne and she saw your show and gave you a bracelet i made (it said bae. i called it a baecelet) and even though i was very far away and unable to see u i feel like we are united through stories about your performance (amazing, or so i hear) and crappy baecelets. also u took pictures of my friend lilys face. (she has an a+ face :--)

lordemusic:

well in a nice turn of events i am WEARING IT AS WE SPEAK thanks bae!!

blackmagicalgirlmisandry:

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myramylove:

I don’t think I can do any of these.

dennisbrain:

theirishwishmonger:

dennisbrain:

hello yes if any brass players wanna snapchat me nudes it would be appreciated
username is thehorniesthornist

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this is better than anything i could have hoped for

ladygoldstraw:

Yayoi Kusama / Gleaming Lights of the Souls / Louisiana Museum of Modern Art / Denmark

fermatas-theorem:

Girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons

whats wrong with tribal tattoos?
Anonymous

organmeat:

home-wrecker-holmes:

organmeat:

They’re ugly on white people and they take away from the meaning they actually hold to tribes who used them for identification, strength and religious purposes. It’s like the equivalent of a white girl getting a dream catcher tattoo. Only that’s even dumber bc they’re meant to capture bad dreams, not be pretty trinkets and accessories.

Oh my god you’re stupid.

Thanks for your educated and detailed rebuttal, glad we had this conversation!

scottish:

thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

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sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other